Phone Tap: Void Your Vacation Days

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2026

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been nervous about being let go by his job. But no worries! Jose's calling to tell him his job is safe, as long as he hands over all those vacation days…

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0:00.0	Out of everybody in this room, who would be the worst HR person?
0:05.4	I'm just going to say it, Jose Belagos.
0:08.1	I didn't want to be selfish, but I was going to say me too.
0:10.6	No offense to that, but that's why we had him pose as an HR rep.
0:15.4	And today, he calls an office worker who's been nervous about layoffs.
0:19.1	We want him to know he is fine.
0:21.2	His job is safe.
0:22.7	It's just corporate is making some changes that are, quote, in the best interest of the company.
0:28.5	Yeah.
0:29.4	They always are, aren't they?
0:30.5	I'm sure he'll understand in your phone tap right now.
0:34.6	Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
0:40.3	Hello, good morning. Hi, is this Phil?
0:42.3	Yeah, this is Phil. Who am I speaking to?
0:45.3	Hey, Phil, my name's Haywood Jablone. I work in human resources. How are you doing today?
0:50.3	I'm fine, thanks.
0:53.3	Oh, just fine.
0:54.9	Huh.
0:55.7	I was hoping you were going to be in a better mood than just fine before I told you this news.
1:00.8	No, I'm in a good mood.
1:02.8	What do you want to tell me?
1:03.8	Why are you calling?
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