Laser Stories (02/13/23)

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s Laser Stories!

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0:00.0	It's the radio segment that just got fired from McDonald's Food Creation team, because
0:10.7	he suggested a new menu item called the Mixed Oppository.
0:13.9	No.
0:14.9	It was a good idea.
0:16.5	I like it.
0:17.5	Would you like it in small, medium, or large?
0:19.5	No, super sizing.
0:20.5	It tastes the same.
0:21.5	It's coming in and out.
0:22.5	It's laser story.
0:23.5	The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,
0:29.7	said, we have a laser.
0:30.7	Yes.
0:31.7	No other lugi-lickers just don't.
0:33.1	Yeah.
0:34.1	That was the gross one.
0:36.1	That's it.
0:37.1	This first laser story is out of China.
0:40.3	Big news, if you haven't heard, a 27-year-old man just found out he was abducted as
0:45.5	a toddler.
0:46.5	Oh, gosh.
0:47.5	Oh, no.
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