Loser Line (02/13/23)

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592.

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0:00.0	Oh my girl, what's up with you?
0:02.2	Wait a minute, is this the right number?
0:03.9	It's um, the loser line.
0:06.0	Come on, just call me back!
0:08.6	It's a special Valentine's Day edition of the loser line.
0:11.8	No!
0:12.8	And if you haven't heard it before, it works like this.
0:15.6	Let's say someone approaches you on V-Day
0:18.4	and hits you with this charming pickup line.
0:21.8	Hey, cutie.
0:23.1	I just asked Cupid for a map.
0:25.2	Oh, because I keep getting lost in your size.
0:28.6	I mean, what?
0:29.6	I mean, eyes.
0:30.8	Yeah, oh my god.
0:32.2	I screwed it up.
0:33.5	No!
0:34.8	It wasn't that.
0:35.8	The firt, like, the right way.
0:37.2	The whatever you do, resist the urge
0:39.2	to crush up some sweetheart candies
0:41.1	and blow the dust right into his eyes.
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