Want to play some relaxing morning music for everybody waking up with a hangover today after the big game?

What if you're still kind of drunk? Oh, well, then good for you, but everybody else. Yeah, maybe maybe we should whisper for the rest of the show

I'm into it. That'll be good for the ratings. It's an ASMR edition of Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and we just lost a listener. They fell asleep. Oh, yeah

But we're driving. Yeah, my co-host might notice something's a little bit weird in studio. Someone's not here this morning

Digital Jake and we don't know why

Did he drink one too many pictures of cantaloupe sangria last night?

Did Brooks mom call him and ask Jake to wash wax and vacuum her car while he wears a speedo again?

Again, no, he's gonna jump at that opportunity or maybe he's doing an investigation into the post game gatorie bath

Because I'll admit there was some confusion around that Brooke watched the game on her black and white TV. So she thought the gatorie was black

I swear they poured white gatorie

It's almost great. Yeah, again

I didn't even see the game because I was playing

Stratigo at a friend's birthday party so I missed it and Jose took his daily six-hour nap right in the middle of the third corner

So hopefully if any of our listeners saw it tell us the color of the gatorie texted to 7 8 5 9 2 so we can pay off our bet

And douse someone like digital Jake is dousing Brooks mom's vehicle with soap socks as we speak

Don't use that

Anyway, it's a nice clean car now. We got to get into the shot call a question of the day and

Because Jake is MIA we need somebody else to step up and I know just the guy

Our own red-headed six-fingered orphan

She's

Remember he's still in the middle of the 28-day Taco Bell challenge. It's not forget that either

How is that going by the way don't answer I don't want to know

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