It's the radio segment that's launching a new fashion line to counter Kardashian's

skins.

It's called FIX with two exits.

If you want to get your hand on a pair of FIX, there's quite a waiting line because they

only take travelers checks from the 90s.

Oh, dear.

Good luck.

There's someone that still has those.

The laser stories.

The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does

except we have a laser, there's other butt stashes just don't.

This first laser story is out of the United Kingdom.

There's a personal trainer named Ryan Mercer who's making headlines because he just finished

a 30-day pizza diet.

Oh, wow.

Are you ready for your headlines, Ashton?

Ashton is doing the Taco Bell 28-day challenge, but this might be next.

Now Ryan ate it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Every single day pizza for an entire month.

Could he pick any toppings?

I don't know what the rules are, but just it's pizza.

And somehow, he managed to lose seven and a half pounds.

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