Big sparkly lights spinning roulette wheels and a pile of shrimp the size of

Brooks Kea Nero Vegas is a special place and I know Jose loves to frequent

there all the time Jose have you ever been comp to free meal or a free room

because of how much you've gambled there no because I'm an idiot and I don't

sign up for the rewards things if you're not a member then they don't know how

much but I've lost thousands of dollars they should have well they're like oh

dude keep gambling yeah saying a room for free long gone are the days of you

sitting at a five dollar blackjack table for a couple hours expecting the pit

boss to come over and give you a complimentary bar of fancy hotel soap

called Cirque du Soleil those tables are so expensive on the weekend well

Casinos pretty much have a set mark now for how much you need to spend to be

considered a high roller and the thing is they won't advertise exactly what

that number is okay obviously because then people just come in and spend

exactly that much to get free stuff is this whole thing to give Jose some life

goals I really know seriously I want to hear maybe but because according to a

professional gambler he got gold status at the Cosmo in Vegas that's a fancy

one and he did it after playing seven hours at a five dollar slot machine

then took his winnings and played at a twenty five dollars slot machine for four

more hours yeah you want them to take pity on you for like just trying and

trying and failing but gold status got him a free room free food and drinks for

the rest of his trip wound up spending sixty six thousand dollars

while he was spending which actually got him upgraded to platinum status which

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