Phone Tap: Cockroach Condos

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently called an exterminator for a cockroach infestation, but now the city has gotten involved and Jose's calling to say there’s nothing he can do about it, these bugs are a protected species!

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0:00.0	1-800-DU-I-O-A, now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
0:06.3	Trust Brooke Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation.
0:09.7	From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-DU-I-O-A.com or call 1-800-DU-I-O-A.
0:16.2	Imagine you come home from work one day.
0:18.4	You open the cabinet under your kitchen sink and find the cutest little nest of cockroaches.
0:24.8	Just partying, having the time of their lives.
0:30.5	Of course, your natural instinct is to legally adopt them and knit them tiny little onesies so they don't get cold under there.
0:38.2	Oh, that is kind of cute.
0:39.4	But some lady, when she saw hers, freaked out and decided to call up an exterminator.
0:45.7	Yes!
0:46.2	That's a little extreme.
0:47.6	Wow!
0:48.6	Now the city is going to have to get involved for a reason that she never saw coming.
0:53.6	It's your phone tap right now.
1:00.7	Hello?
1:01.9	Hi, is this Kara T****?
1:04.4	Yeah, this is she mask, is calling?
1:06.4	Hi, my name is Dirk.
1:07.4	Curtle Dirk.
1:08.0	You recently reported a cockroach infestation at your home, correct?
1:12.4	Oh, yes, yes.
1:13.6	Sorry, I just didn't recognize the number.
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