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Larry Miller Show

Larry Still Hates Boats

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Larry, Booze, Home, Comedy, Prarie, Jean, Garrison, Keillor, Shepherd, Improv, Drunk, Miller, Companion, Hangovers, Guffman

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2013

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Boats, ships, yachts, dinghies, canoes, rafts, gondolas, catamarans, arks, barges, schooners, scows, skiffs and sloops -- Larry hates them all. This week,we hear another story of Larry pretending to have a good time on the high seas. Plus, the poem "Remember" by Christina Rosetti and our Magic Movie Moment aptly comes from the 1953 version of the movie Titanic. Quote Of The Week: "I'm happy for you. I really am." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

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0:00.0

This is Corolla Digital.

0:06.0

From level five city. From Level 5 City in Glendale, it's this week with Larry Miller. Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America and everyone who really likes sinking ships. Hi folks and welcome back to this week with Larry Miller I'm Larry Miller but in

0:48.6

a way aren't we all and again that music on a day when I'm crawling on a day when it's really really hot on a day

0:58.4

when there seems to be no energy for anything.

1:02.1

That music makes me smile and makes me happy and makes me

1:06.7

thrilled that I'm doing this show with my friends here and you know what

1:12.6

i'm glad we're doing it for you and

1:15.0

that band i know i say it every week but it's true

1:18.6

that band gets better every week of course that's the

1:21.8

errik urbaniac Orchestra and the Libby Lynn dancers

1:26.2

featuring boy tenor John Clement asking the musical question why do lawyers have to practice when everyone else works?

1:37.0

Well, I thought, and Colonel Jeff thought that was a darn good question. It's a heck of a question and you

1:44.9

know what? It's a good question. Why do lawyers have to practice when everyone else

1:50.9

works? And if you think about it, and we did, because let's be honest, that's why we're here.

1:57.0

Lawyers practice. Lawyers have a practice. Hey, I'm opening a practice. I'm a lawyer lawyer so I'm going to have my practice

2:03.2

lawyers practice and doctors have a practice right every doctor you know every

2:09.7

medical doctor has a practice well he's in practice in he's in the practice of medicine

2:15.1

but that's it we try to think of anyone else lawyers practice doctors

2:20.5

practice but i think there's no one else.

2:24.4

Now, baseball players and football players go to practice.

2:29.8

They have a practice.

2:31.8

They go into a practice, but their work is a game. So their work is not a practice,

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