And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who wonders if we can ever have a sane election. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.

I'm Larry Miller but in a way aren't we all?

And it's so good to be back, and it's so good

for Colonel Jeff and me to be back on Milleronia.

You know, we love it here.

We really do.

It's a great island. And well, I love it. I love the chance to have made it and to keep making it better and Colonel Jeff

Well loves his three special secret helicopter rides out to Miloronia somewhere in the

Pacific but I won't tell you where and yeah he needs three helicopter rides

to get here and he likes that too though.

And as always the music makes me feel fabulous.

It really bucks me up. It really gives me a smile and a gleam in the eye. And of course that's the Kurt Shimala

orchestra and the Gwen Eifil dancers featuring Boy Tenor Jim Broderick asking the musical question,

Does the Electoral College have a football team?

Yes, they do.

But there are 270 of them so you won't see a lot of playing time.

Something to know going in. And by the way, Kurt Shimala wrote in to say he saw a 12 cup coffee percolator at

crate and barrel, so they still make them.

Thanks, Kurt.

I was wondering that, and Colonel Jeff was too I love

talking about thinking about coffee and why we don't have more coffee percolators

ones with little glass tops that well percolate.

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