And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who really wants a great

Thanksgiving Dinner. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.

I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

And thank you for so much, oh, to talk about that later,

but I must tell you, happy Thanksgiving.

Happy, healthy, wonderful, thanksgiving, and I'm going to talk about that later too because

I and Colonel Jeff are back here on Milleraronia and Colonel Jeff has taken his three helicopter rides

to the secret part of the Pacific Ocean where well Milleronia is. It's a gorgeous day today folks, it really is. And there's no better place, I have to tell you, there's no better place for Thanksgiving than Millaronia.

I can't tell you what a good meal we make.

There is, by the way, no vegetables allowed on Thanksgiving dinner here on millaronia, none.

When I say none I don't mean well have a few or what the heck why not? I mean none.

I mean none as in zero and we have the best vegetables all year long we

grow them here and people love them too and they know they're they're good for them

and that's all fine but no one no

citizens of millaronia ever have anything green or vegetable like on Thanksgiving dinner.

And they don't for a very important reason.

I say so.

That's the big reason.

And they know that if they get caught well they get caught with

anything green on Thanksgiving well that's a trip right up to Volcano Number One.

And they can explain why they did that to Ali Dunmeister,

who, as you know, is our guide at volcano number one and volcano number two and by the way we're not being cruel here to them

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