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🗓️ 16 February 2019
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Hear Larry's misadventures with Japanese food including popping a ball of wasabi into his mouth like it was a cherry and being wildly grossed out by uni. Plus, a joke about a guy eating a bald eagle!
Quote of the week: "Like pink and you know it has some ketchup in it."
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0:00.0 | And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Mileronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America and everyone who just doesn't care what Tim poorer means. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show. |
0:39.0 | I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all? |
0:42.0 | And boy, oh boy, is it good to be back here on Milleronia? |
0:46.0 | I love the mainland. I'm a loyal, a mainlander, an American, and, but you know, having your a by the way I brought a cold with me so if I sound a little different or a little |
1:05.4 | off or a little stuffy that's what it is and on tranoe having colds on Miloroni is illegal. It's my rule, it's course it's my island, you know that, and but I'm allowed to well have a cold every so often. I don't get many of them. It's only |
1:25.9 | well once every seven or eight years I get one and when someone does have a cold |
1:31.1 | by the way we don't take them to the volcano we don't just toss them and although you know what come to think of it |
1:37.3 | That's that's not a bad idea |
1:41.0 | They would cut down a lot on that and it you know crew also raise the tension and fear and horror |
1:48.4 | Which are always good on your own island now. I wouldn't do that, but I do have a little bit of a cold and a little stuffy, |
1:54.7 | little coffee, and I think my wife got a touch of it too today. But there you are. No matter where you are on the mainland or on |
2:03.8 | milleronia, every so often someone gets a cold. So if I sniffle and if you hear me |
2:10.6 | sound a little stuffy, that's what it is. |
2:13.7 | Certainly not that Colonel Jeff and I went out and had 10 martinis before the show. |
2:18.6 | It was eight. |
2:19.7 | But in any case, it's great to be back here. And of course, as you know, the music makes me |
2:26.2 | feel wonderful, always. And that's the Boo Radley Orchestra and the Scout Finch dancers featuring boy tenor Mike Lucking asking the musical question |
2:36.6 | if the world's going to end in 12 years who cares about free college free health care, or anything? |
2:44.0 | Well, good question, Mike. |
2:45.0 | But first of all, both the Colonel and I said, |
2:48.0 | hold the horses here. |
2:50.0 | And, you know, what is this 12 12 year thing mean? |
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