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Larry Miller Show

How To Tip Like A Dope

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2019

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

George Wallace gives Larry advice on how to tip like a cool operator. Guess how it goes when Larry tries it? And Larry tells a story about not being cool trying to impress Merv Griffin.

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0:00.0

And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. And the Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who wants to tell a joke to a late night host.

0:39.0

Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show. I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

0:41.0

And boy, has it ever been beautiful and cold here in

0:47.7

Southern California we're on the mainland now the colonel and I are not

0:52.1

recording in Miloronia, but it's been beautiful.

0:57.8

It's Southern California.

0:59.7

Most people, I don't think most Americans understand how cold Southern California gets.

1:06.0

It meaning you think my wife and I didn't have heat in the house, our house here, Stately Miller Manor and we didn't have

1:18.7

heat when we first bought slash made the place and the reason for that was we thought well

1:27.5

it's southern California come on how cold can it get? And then my dad, God bless him, stayed with us after my mom had passed on and he was...

1:39.0

Well, I loved them both, and I loved them both still, but he was one of the toughest fellas you'd ever want to meet.

1:48.0

Real good, tough background, and oh boy, they didn't have much dough but he he went through everything and

1:57.1

when he was in the service he boy they were cold all the time they were frozen all the time and and when he came here to spend a couple of weeks

2:08.0

we put him we had a guest bedroom that was before either of the kids were born and I was about to say and we were

2:18.8

working our butts off to make that happen but of course we weren't, were we?

2:24.0

But my dad, the first night he spent in that guest room,

2:29.5

he said after everything he's been through,

2:31.7

as tough as he was.

2:34.0

He said to me the next day, I made him breakfast.

2:36.8

He was sitting and came out and was sitting in the kitchen

2:40.2

and I gave him a cup of coffee.

2:42.0

And he said,

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