“LARPING AND DIVORCE”
Therapy Gecko
iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 29 March 2026
⏱️ 73 minutes
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A caller gets sober, gets divorced, and starts LARPing, a caller from Australia talks about murderous fish, and we read viewer mail regarding the lizard industry.
A John Travolta impersonator is on the way to my house right now. I am gecko.
Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, folks, I just wanted to make a quick announcement before we get into the podcast that I have started a Patreon page at patreon.com slash Lyle Forever. |
| 0:10.6 | And I have now gotten rid of my Supercast page that used to have all of the premium therapy gecko episodes. |
| 0:20.7 | And I have relaunched my premium gecko offerings |
| 0:26.2 | to folks that are colloquially known as geck legends over at patreon.com slash Lyle Forever. |
| 0:35.1 | So here's the quick deal. |
| 0:37.0 | Patreon.com slash Lyle Forever for $6 a month. |
| 0:40.1 | You get access to every episode of this podcast, ad free. So no ads on the podcast for |
| 0:47.6 | subscribers of the Patreon. You can link your Spotify feed or your Apple podcast feed with your Patreon account and listen to the episodes just like you listen to the normal feed. |
| 1:01.2 | You also get two bonus episodes, two hour long bonus episodes of the podcast once a month. |
| 1:08.2 | And then also, you guys know that I've been making these documentaries |
| 1:12.6 | going to Iraq, going to Ukraine, going to the gathering of the juggaloes, doing all these |
| 1:17.3 | things. I post, I shoot a bunch of stuff when I make those videos. I shoot tons of extra |
| 1:24.1 | footage and I have pretty much every time I release one of those videos, I take like hours and hours of extra footage and I have pretty much every time I release one of those videos, |
| 1:28.4 | I take like hours and hours of extra footage and I put it on that Patreon and you can get |
| 1:33.3 | access to all of these things at once for $6 a month. And if you were previously a subscriber |
| 1:41.2 | on my supercast, I have alas discontinued everything going on my supercast. I have, alas, discontinued everything going on on my supercast. |
| 1:48.2 | But if you were currently a member on the supercast, please check your email because you get a free month of the Patreon for being a member of the supercast. |
| 1:59.0 | So anyway, if you feel like you want to, if you like the show, if you hate the ads, |
| 2:05.0 | if you want to get bonus episodes, if you want to see more of my Gecko travels, please go to |
| 2:11.1 | Patreon.com slash Lyle Forever and become a premium Geck legend today. |
| 2:20.0 | Okay, thank you guys for letting me do that. |
| 2:23.0 | And now let's get into... |
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