ALASKAN DAYDREAMS
Therapy Gecko
iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 25 March 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
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An Alaskan caller gives the scoop on local alcoholic fishermen, a young DJ maps out their future, and I read viewer mail about human bones and furries.
The pool party is today. I am a gecko.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | To accept, press 1. |
| 0:01.4 | Just send a voicemail. |
| 0:02.5 | Hello? |
| 0:03.3 | Oh, my God. Is this Lyle? Yes. Who is this? Oh, my God, Lyle! I'm so excited. Um, this is Barnacle. How are you? How... Are you in Tokyo right now? I'm doing good. Um, I'm living life. I'm around. I'm somewhere. I'm somewhere in a room in the world |
| 0:23.9 | uh, I'm living life. I'm around. I'm somewhere. I'm somewhere in a room in the world. I'm around. Barnacle, what's up with you? Where are you? |
| 0:28.6 | Dude, okay, I'm in Alaska. And, like, let me tell you, I'm so fucking excited. I saw that you're coming here. |
| 0:36.2 | Yes. Every day, every day I look at the thing to see if it got taken off of RSVP, |
| 0:45.0 | and it's still on RSVP, and it's killing me inside. Did you RSVP? Did you hit the, did you put your phone number in the thing? |
| 0:53.1 | Oh, of course. |
| 0:54.3 | Yeah. Okay, then you will, I will. |
| 0:56.6 | I promise you. |
| 0:57.5 | First of all, I am very happy to hear that you're excited. |
| 0:59.9 | I've been wanting to do it. |
| 1:00.9 | I have been wanting to do a show in Alaska since I started doing shows. |
| 1:04.4 | So I'm excited that at least one person will be there. |
| 1:09.4 | So, so thank you, Barnacle. What, um, what is the draw to Alaska? Like, why are you excited to come up here? I'm running out of places to go to in life. Um, I'm just running out of places. I mean, why go to Alaska? I don't know. It's just like, it's just a thing. |
| 1:27.8 | It's like, what's going on over there? |
| 1:29.2 | You know? |
| 1:29.7 | I'm kind of, I'm kind of a runner. |
| 1:31.3 | I kind of, um, I'm like, I mean, I'm addicted to novelty in some sense. |
| 1:36.8 | And so I'm always like, um, I'm always trying to find the new, where the sauce is, you know. |
| 1:48.7 | I mean, that's why I do all this traveling and stuff. |
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