“SHE IS AWESOME & I GOT A DUI”
Therapy Gecko
iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 75 minutes
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A caller navigates probation after having their heart broken by a person living their dream life, and a final caller questions whether or not to settle for their current partner.
It is time to step on a lego intentionally and become stronger by withstanding the pain . I am a gecko.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:06.6 | What's up, man? |
| 0:08.1 | What's your name? |
| 0:09.0 | Oh, is this therapy gecko? |
| 0:10.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:11.3 | Wait, who did you think it was a whole lot? |
| 0:12.7 | In the two seconds where you were like, hey, hello? |
| 0:16.5 | Like, who did you think it was? |
| 0:19.2 | I don't know. |
| 0:20.7 | I was like, well, I was texting a friend. |
| 0:23.1 | I don't know. |
| 0:23.9 | But then I didn't recognize the number. |
| 0:25.8 | Okay. |
| 0:27.1 | No, by the, hold on. |
| 0:28.1 | I just, hold on. |
| 0:29.2 | I'm not saying that to be a dick. |
| 0:30.5 | I'm genuinely curious because most people don't, like, just pick up for random numbers. I assume you picked up because you knew it was me like if i |
| 0:41.8 | get a random number i don't really like pick okay but but in that in that moment you did yeah that's |
| 0:47.7 | why you double checked it's like therapy get going okay is it okay so it's double check you knew you had an |
| 0:53.8 | inkling it wasn't just like you're not just going with the flow of your life. Nah, I wish I was like that. I can't. Why can't you be like that? I care too much, man. It can't be answering a phone for, like, strangers to do. Like, ah, you got to keep something in private, you know? |
| 1:12.0 | Yeah, I feel you. |
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