Brian Kelly's Grimy Mutualism

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🗓️ 12 November 2025

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

A TMNT-based roleplaying game sparks both a look inward and a death penalty debate
Ryan's audio is real weird in this one for some reason. Sorry about that!
There's some RFK voice work in here, which is practically indistinguishable from the glitching. You are welcome
Crime Blotter: Pinellas County woman goes 2 hot
Series of Charlotte-based warnings dispensed
James Bond continuity issues, solved
Brian Kelly buyout lawsuit drama, dissected with an amount of seriousness that may surprise and/or dismay you
Plus! The week 12 college football slate
This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Matthew Flovski
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino
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0:00.0	oh i'm not on mute
0:05.2	well ladies and gentlemen the tasmanian devil
0:08.0	hey hey good did that work
0:10.1	yeah mood there just start this with mood see
0:14.5	hot places hot places generate really really
0:20.3	anti-social behavior.
0:21.6	This is one of my, I'm with Montesquieu.
0:23.3	I'm mad because I'm cold.
0:24.7	Why didn't they have Elmer Fudd killed Tass?
0:28.4	Like, Tass was a liability.
0:30.3	I don't want to be dark about it, but.
0:33.5	Taz was barely there, right?
0:35.5	Like, he was, yeah.
0:37.7	He was on that verge of, so I used to, oh boy, oh boy, okay.
0:44.6	Sorry.
0:46.1	So.
0:46.4	Are you?
0:47.6	I'm going to do it.
0:48.8	So I used to play when I was in middle school, I used to play the teenage mutant
0:51.7	Ninja Turtle role playing game.
0:53.3	Sure.
0:53.6	And you could choose to be any variant of mutant animal, but there was a problem. You had to choose your degree of humanity. So for instance, like Leonardo, he had like 10 out of 10, right? They were just dudes who happened to be turtles. There was a problem, huh? well if if you set your shit too low and you were like, I'm a one out of 10 on the like, you know, anthropomorphic scale, then your character would just eat people. It wouldn't, you know, you'd be like, hey, I want to tell that, you know, the DM would be like, which way do you go, young Tyrannosaurus? You're all, you're all id. And you wouldn't be able to communicate. So like you would do like, it would be like, I would like to tell my teammates to follow me down this hall and you'd be like, you do this. And you just eat them, you know? Incredibly use of the subjunctive here. Yeah. So I feel like, I feel like that's where, that's where we're at here. I just think like they should have, the Looney Tunes should have gone to Elmer Fudd and Wiley Coyote and said, listen, we know that you're bad at this, but this is important. We need you to take this dude out. He is going to kill one of us. He is going to like, he, he can't. He's a glue's a glue guy he can't be a part of civilized
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