Hey freaks, Tim Henson here. It's Labor Day in America. That means I've got a

best-of-show for you. Actually, it's more of a retrospective than a single

best-of-show. Today we're looking back at one of our favorite U-tards, John

Bola. John Bola was a complicated ill-sexual criminal of a man. We found his

videos on YouTube and he was so eager to talk to people. He would just give out

his phone number. For anyone to call him, my alter ego Rebecca took him up on

that offer. Take a listen. One more clip now and then we will get into the news.

I've got a new U-tard to share with you. His name is John Bola and he is another

like zikits a friend of guy. He believes demons are after him. Hi everyone. I'm

John Bola. He's all personality. How has everybody been doing? Good. I know

how everybody has been doing, you know, been doing terrible. You are doing

terrible rather. You reject God and God's church that I represent. I heard Jesus

Christ say that my church is his only church that you don't belong to. So you

must go to hell if you don't enjoy my church through baptism. Letting me

baptize you. This guy is a fucking creep. He's not getting anywhere near me. I

at this time I'm recording his... Who would let this guy dunk them in water?

Taking video for today. I stayed up all night because this is very important. I've

been interrupted by demons many times. Calling me on my phone, wasting my time,

and my own girlfriend has betrayed me and is rejected by God now and is

divorced by me. Now I should say he posts his phone number in the comments, you

know, in the description on his YouTube page. Of course people are gonna call

him. Those are the demons. In the system of Britney Spears maybe we'll give

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