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Distorted View Daily

Girl Cream and Snuff Butter

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 Septemberfest Is Bullshit 2:06.149 Sextastic Tuesday – Mommy Snuffs Out Her Girlscout Daughter 7:14.000 Handicap Parking Spot Fight 21:00.598 Letting Women Vote Is Destroying God’s America 23:03.054 Support Distorted View! 27:15.610 Vaginal Laser Beams 29:29.946 Fair Ride Malfunction – A Tower Of Terror 35:19.328 Ketchup Stained Fashion! 39:14.756 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 42:27.916 Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. […]

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0:00.0

Today's episode of Distorted View Daily is brought to you by Adam and Eve.com, the leader

0:06.0

and adult erotic gifts. Use promo code Freak, F-R-E-A-K for 50% off, just about any item

0:13.7

at Adam and Eve.com.

0:15.3

Hey Freak, it's Tuesday, September 6, 2022, coming up on the program today, when mommy

0:21.7

gives you her incest cream, plus powerful vaginal lasers of doom! Stop trying to make September

0:28.4

fest a thing, it's not a thing September fest will never happen, and catch up good

0:33.4

tour. I'll come up today.

0:35.4

Oh mama, it's sex-tastic Tuesday. On Distorted View.

0:45.4

Look at yourself, you hurt me, look at yourself! What do you see? Well what you see doesn't

0:52.4

matter. What matters is what I see and understand me. What I see is a pathetic excuse

0:57.4

for a husband let alone a man, the only thing you're good for is seeing my maids and my

1:02.4

toilets. Clean up all the creams from my pussy little maids, if you're lucky, I'll let you

1:07.1

shrink up the pits from my hairy cut, and let you clean out my ass like the good little

1:11.3

toilet slave that you are!

1:13.3

Beep!

1:14.3

My name is Jackie, I'm a suture-on-flut girl. When I was married, my ex-husband was a dominant

1:20.8

man, and he used me as play-toy. He even went as far as fucking my juicy pussy, but

1:26.6

he was a really big wine-cord till my pussy was red, raw, and very sore. Now that I'm

1:32.6

single again, I still have to be a submissive slut, but I also like to switch roles. Go ahead,

1:39.6

fuck me, beat me, and torture me. But beware, I will strap on my nine-inch shoulder, and

1:45.6

I'll fuck your man, Diana, till I spud your ass while this.

1:49.6

The Distorted View Show with Tim Hanson.

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