Rubbing A Statue’s Crotch Until It Shines

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 2 September 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 Programming Note! 2:25.177 The Reality Show All About Momma’s Boys 3:24.166 Designer Ostomy Bags And Hairy Women 16:47.242 Meade Skelton’s Gig(s) Have Been Cancelled 19:08.571 Calling The Cops On your Bad Meth Deal 25:25.779 Subscribe To The Sideshow! Support DV 30:43.660 Streaming Poop Songs Is Big Business 32:42.451 Rubbing A Statue’s Crotch Until It Shines 39:21.486 Carpooling With Your Fetus 41:38.964 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 45:42.343 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Freaks, it's Friday, September 2nd, 2022, coming up on the program today, going
0:07.5	on a shopping trip to buy lingerie with your mom, plus designer stomach shitbags, streaming
0:13.9	poop novelty songs, his big business, and Braun statue genitals, shined up from constant
0:19.9	rubbing.
0:20.9	All is coming up today.
0:25.1	The rectum is full of feces, and feces are loaded with bacteria.
0:30.5	Why do you think it smells so bad?
0:33.0	Because it's rotting, and so feces are loaded with bacteria.
0:37.7	And then you have anal sex, and then you go there, though, to oral sex, and you're putting
0:43.2	feces in your mouth.
0:45.0	I want to taste that proud of you.
0:48.0	And I'll just poop on a plate, and put some ketchup on it, and make you eat it.
1:03.3	And then I hide it to myself, well, at least all, if I have to, he's going to make me
1:07.3	eat that poop, and then I'll just put five pounds of sugar on it, try to spice it
1:10.9	up.
1:11.9	Oh, yeah, man, that's a man, he probably tastes pretty good.
1:21.9	The other person is a poop queen, and this one is eating the poop all over the place.
1:35.9	It's sad, the other person's rectum.
1:41.9	And so the person here, the poop, who comes out, and I eat it.
1:46.9	It's not that he's sure to eat the poop, he's no measure.
1:53.9	It's the distorted view show with Tim Hanson, and I love the app case, just see me in
2:13.9	my mouth.
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