La Vida Lohan

Bitch Bible

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 14.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2016

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Jackie pays the ultimate tribute to the freckly understated icon that is Lindsay Lohan by revisiting some of her best (worst) roles, newest business ventures, and general worldliness. Jackie then breaks down all the highlights from this season or RHOC and the finale episode!

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0:00.0	Hi everyone, I'm Jackie Shimmel, writer and creator of a vlog turn podcast, The Bitch Bible.
0:09.1	If you're an old listener, hey girl, if you're new, brace yourself.
0:15.2	Just got home from Paris tonight, holy fuck, I've gained 8 pounds in two days that is not
0:23.2	a joke, 8 pounds in two days.
0:25.2	I would be ashamed, but I'm pretty fucking proud of myself.
0:29.5	I mean, the amount of consumption that I can put down is unbelievable, especially when
0:37.4	the food is free.
0:39.2	Shout out to a grand hotel.
0:43.2	They hooked a bitch up.
0:44.6	I mean, zealous goals.
0:46.9	I had three fucking balconies.
0:49.4	I had a club level with open bar all day, for a grá and fucking weird fruit and figs
0:58.0	and locks and everything I could ever imagine and I did good.
1:03.6	I mean, I was ready to shove some fauge raw in my bag.
1:07.6	I might have done that.
1:09.6	I want to be invited back, so not going to get into too many details, but they took a
1:15.0	loss on me.
1:16.0	I mean, you give me an open bar and open food and I will do work, hence the 8 pounds.
1:22.7	So, yummy.
1:24.4	It was amazing.
1:26.2	Oh my god.
1:27.3	This is getting so goopy so fast.
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