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🗓️ 9 November 2016
⏱️ 36 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hi everyone, I'm Jackie Shimmel, writer and creator of BlogTrend Podcast, The Bitch Bible. |
0:21.8 | How sick are you of hearing me say the same fucking intro for a year and a half? |
0:28.8 | Guys, I'm not that fucking creative. I need to think of something else but once it sticks and then it becomes habit. |
0:35.4 | And now we're here. Sorry. Full disclosure. I'm a little tipsy. I have not podcasted under the influence in a very long time. |
0:47.8 | I just went and got my hair done because the Jew was on full display. |
0:55.9 | I looked at myself in the mirror about a week ago and I realized I had a black, |
1:01.8 | Ashkenazi cave on the top of my head and it should be illegal for me to go out in public like that. |
1:10.1 | It was just, I mean, disgusting, disgusting. So I had to take care of business. |
1:18.5 | I've never, I mean the last time I got my hair done outside of my normal girl in routine, |
1:26.0 | I was in college and I went to like some random ass salon and I had orange hair for a hot |
1:36.3 | second. I was a full-blown firecrotch and you know, redheads are beautiful but not Jewish ones |
1:45.2 | and I looked like fucking Pepperan and if you don't know who Pepperan is, |
1:51.1 | you need to get on your computer and Google Pepperan, preferably the Pepperan intro song. |
1:58.5 | I could do a little vocal styling for you but I won't but maybe I will. Pepperan, |
2:07.2 | Pepperan, she's too cool for seven grade. Whoever wrote that needs to get shot because it's, |
2:12.0 | I mean, I could have written that better. It's not great. If you don't know what I'm talking about, |
2:17.3 | this is awkward but if you do know what I'm talking about, I hope you're having like an aha moment. |
2:22.9 | Firstly, Pepperan is the first lesbian cartoon. Whether she acknowledged it or not, |
2:30.2 | Pepperan was a flaming purple shirt wearing Muff Diver and that's not rude, that's true. |
2:37.7 | Girlpower, love me some Pepperan, live for her, love her, dream big into her and her weird |
2:45.8 | hippie friends, the one with the braids, no one knows what I'm talking about. This is why I shouldn't |
2:50.5 | podcast alone. What the fuck? Just side note, do you know how crazy I must be to be able to speak |
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