¡La Cirugía con Albertina Rizzo!

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

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Comedy

4.8 • 7.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2026

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Albertina Rizzo joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about an American dad who wakes up speaking Spanish after every surgery, a man swam around Manhattan wearing handcuffs and the first Costco apartment complex is coming to Los Angeles!

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:06.2	Are you ready, Scotty?
0:08.3	Yeah, I am ready, as a matter of fact.
0:10.6	I'm ready to laugh and I'm ready to laugh and then I want to laugh.
0:13.3	Okay, here it is then.
0:14.8	American Dad wakes up speaking fluent Spanish after every surgery.
0:21.2	O'le. That is so good.
0:25.3	And it's just nice to get out and see other parts of the world,
0:27.8	even if it's inside your own voice box.
0:30.0	Let's get into it on a very moi exalante episode of bananas.
0:37.0	If I said something that
0:39.6	put your world on its head,
0:42.1	would you believe me?
0:45.5	If I did blow your mind to a zillion pieces,
0:50.4	would you believe me?
0:53.9	Try to meet bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana, nana.
0:58.2	Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana, nays.
1:02.4	Guys, gals, non-binary pals, welcome to bananas.
1:06.0	That's Scotty Landis.
1:07.3	That's Kurti B. Kirk Brown Oler.
1:10.1	Oh, H.
1:11.0	Just a quick reminder, February 6th and 7th.
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