Cat Moms and Crotch Scandals

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

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Comedy

4.8 • 7.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2026

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Kurt and Scotty talk about how cats think you’re a big baby and they’re your mom, crotch enlarging scandal already hit winter Olympics and Ohio true crime restaurant serves criminals’ last meals!

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:06.6	Daddy, ready?
0:08.0	I'm ready, yeah.
0:09.4	I'm very ready, actually.
0:10.9	I'm completely ready to laugh and laff and lof and lof.
0:13.3	I am, too.
0:14.3	I need this.
0:15.1	Good. Thank God.
0:15.7	Your cat thinks you're a big baby, and they're the parent.
0:19.6	Okay.
0:20.8	Now we're getting somewhere.
0:22.5	See this, it's an educational podcast.
0:24.9	We're here to learn you something.
0:26.4	It's strange news and storytelling and we call it bananas.
0:30.5	If I said something that flipped your world on its head, would you believe me?
0:45.3	If I did blow your mind to a zillion pieces, would you believe me?
0:51.3	Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana. Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana. Guys, gals, non-binary, nana, nana, nera. Driving me, bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana.
0:55.5	Guys, gals, non-binary pals, welcome to yet another episode of the dynamic powerhouse that is bananas.
1:06.7	They try to shut us down, but they can't.
1:08.8	I'm banana boy.
1:09.7	Number two, Scotty Landis, thank you for listening the silliest little podcast wherever was, especially to our Hispanic, our Latin X. We just love you. You're the best been animals in the biz. We got your back. We have your back in these times, in these times. And also not in these times. In the future and in the past, we have your back.
1:29.5	How are you?
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