If at First You Don't Succeed, Try 949 More Times

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.8 • 7.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2026

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who passed her drivers test after 950 tries, a British endurance swimmer becomes the first to swim all the way around Iceland, Seattle health officials tell people to flush rats back down the toilet if one comes up and a grandfather accidentally takes home the wrong child from daycare!

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:06.0	Scott, you ready?
0:07.6	Credit B, I'm ready to laugh and laugh and laugh.
0:11.1	Here's just a lesson to never give up.
0:13.4	Woman passes driver's test on 950th try.
0:19.3	Oh, man.
0:22.8	950 tries.
0:24.1	So you must have to take a week or two off between.
0:27.3	This must have taken years is what I'm getting to.
0:29.7	But we're not waiting years.
0:31.4	We're getting into it right here, right now.
0:33.7	Strange news.
0:34.6	Storytelling.
0:35.4	That's bananas.
0:44.3	If I said something that left your world on its head would you believe me if i did blow your mind to a zillion pieces would you believe me?
0:58.4	Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana.
1:03.0	Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, da, hey.
1:04.6	Guys, gals, non-binary pals.
1:06.1	Welcome to bananas.
1:07.5	Hi, Scotty Landis.
1:08.7	Hey, Kurti B.
1:11.6	Welcome to the silliest little podcast server was. We're dedicating this Welcome to the Siliest Little Podcast Server was.
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