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The KVJ Show

KVJ Cuts- Would You Rather Have No Elbows or No Knees? (07-01-25)

The KVJ Show

97.9 WRMF | Hubbard Radio

Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Plus more goofy Would You Rathers?

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0:00.0

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0:03.4

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0:08.5

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0:12.9

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0:17.8

uk.

0:18.7

Teas and Cs apply.

0:20.0

Okay, would you rather you've got two different options in these? Neither one is going to be necessarily awesome, but which would you choose and why? Would you rather be born without knees or elbows? What do you think is going to be an easier apply? So your legs don't bend or your arms don't bend? It's one or the other. Yeah, what do you think?

0:38.0

Does that mean I could take my leg and try to wrap it around my neck?

0:41.2

Or, like, really try to explore the space with it.

0:44.2

Is it just...

0:45.3

No, I don't think it would bend at all.

0:47.9

It's just one stick.

0:49.3

It would be too straight.

0:50.6

All right.

0:51.6

Yeah, that makes it different.

0:53.2

You definitely cannot put it around your head.

0:55.4

I just pictured it being like a, I don't know, like a loose kilbasa without it being cooked.

0:59.3

You'd be an excellent racquet.

1:02.4

But you cannot.

1:04.7

You wouldn't be a yogi.

1:06.3

You would have to goose step.

1:07.9

You'd have to look like somebody in the Soviet military as you want.

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