The KVJ Show (07-01-25)
The KVJ Show
97.9 WRMF | Hubbard Radio
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🗓️ 1 July 2025
⏱️ 77 minutes
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00:00:00- Would You Rather?
00:08:15- Rat Snackin'
00:13:28- Bring Back They Old Timey Insults!
00:17:45- What Knock Offs Did You Wear?
00:20:46- Make Up Or Break Up?
00:33:03- Most Embarrassing First Date
00:37:19- Read My Lips
00:43:46- What Did You Discover Late in Life?
00:50:17- Restaurants Foods with The Most Calories
00:55:16- Headphone Karaoke
01:05:07- Places With The Best Smells
01:10:43- Food Fact or Fiction
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| 0:00.0 | At Matalan, the big summer sale is on. |
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| 0:17.8 | UK, Tise and C's apply. |
| 0:20.5 | KVJ. Okay, would you rather you've got two different options in these? Neither one is going to be necessarily awesome, but which would you choose and why? Would you rather be born without knees or elbows? What do you think is going to be an easier apply? So your legs don't bend or your arms don't bend? It's one or the other, yeah. What do you think? Does that mean I could take my leg and try to wrap it around my neck? Or like really try to explore the space with it? Is that, is it just... No, I don't think it would bend at all. It's just one stick. It would be too straight. All right. Yeah. That makes it different. |
| 0:54.4 | You definitely cannot put it around your head. |
| 0:56.6 | I just pictured it being like a, I don't know, like a loose kilbasa without it being cooked. |
| 1:00.6 | You'd be an excellent racquet. |
| 1:03.9 | But you cannot. |
| 1:06.0 | You wouldn't be a yogi. |
| 1:07.5 | You would have to goostep. |
| 1:09.1 | You'd have to look like somebody in the Soviet military |
| 1:14.5 | as you walked. Or the Queen's Army? It would be. I want my elbows. Take my knees. I want my knees. Take my |
| 1:23.4 | elbows. You totally got this one wrong. No, no. Give me my elbow. I want all use of my arms, take, get my legs out of here. |
| 1:30.4 | Okay, imagine if you don't have elbows. How are you going to eat? You need your elbows. |
| 1:36.0 | Knees, you can, you, military has shown that you can go without your knees and you can make it work. |
| 1:42.3 | How am I ever going to play with my guitar? |
| 1:46.7 | You don't have elbows. You're moving your arms. They are straight sticks. I think you really |
| 1:54.6 | are going to go the other way on this, Virginia. I really, I need my knees. I want to be mobile. |
| 2:00.8 | I want to be able to run. You can still be mobile. And I guess technically you could still run in a very awkward way. How are you going to feed yourself? How are you going to drink a cocktail? I am going to do like a dog. I'm going to eat like a dog. And drink? Yeah. You're going to have, you have a champagne. |
| 2:17.8 | How are you going to do your champagne? I'll navigate. How? Just explain it. I think you can put your mouth on it and go go like that. She can't, I mean, I'm very good at just drinking things with just my mouth. I've gotten very good at that. Straws. I need my arms. I feel like Virginia's way off of this. |
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