I remember when I was in high school, I just lived off of BSing. I was not doing my schoolwork, and I was just trying to fib my way and fake it through every single class I was in. In fact, I was awarded the biggest BSer in the senior class. That was the only skill set that I had because I never did anything, but teachers were like, I don't know. You just could confuse them enough to be like, I don't know, does he actually know what he's talking about? I can't tell. He's so confident and he talked really fast. Yeah, that was kind of it. That's one of the ways you just throw him off. I will say it did not work as well in math class. Math class you could really fall apart. They sniff me out in math. Least favorite subject, am I right?

Well, you couldn't even fake it.

You're like, uh, Cloglum's theory.

Croglam?

Yeah, exactly.

So what I've got here is a couple things.

I'm sure you probably have heard of these things, but you may not know the answer.

If you do, great. You're going to sound

super smart. If you don't, just make it sound like you do. Use those BSing skills and what we call

am I close? Okay, Virginia, the first thing I like for you to tell the class here today is,

can you tell me where does the term turning a blind eye originate? How do we get that?

Okay, so turning a blind eye is back from the 18th century. And if there was like a guy in your

neighborhood in the village and he had a blind eye then that dude you know he didn't

really notice a lot of stuff and then so he was a peaceful lovely sweet man to everybody okay

beefless right because he had no eye.

And they tell you, be like him.

Be beefless.

And pretend like you ain't got no eye.

Was it one particular guy?

Did every village have an eyeless man?

Every village had an eyeless man.

Oh, it was just part of the thing.

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