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This person confessing saying,

I encourage my kids to choose extracurricular activities based on how much free time it gives me, not their interests.

Oh, that's not the right way to do it.

Well, they know, like, oh, yeah, that'll take up like three hours every night.

This is going to be fantastic. I mean, why not? I mean, I get it, but you got to make sure that they're also into

whatever that thing is. That chick's going to get old. The older than they get, they're going to

catch out of that one. Amen. This person said, my baby was very ugly when she was born.

So for my birth announcement on social media,

I actually used stock baby photos I found on Google and nobody ever noticed.

That's amazing.

That is something.

Don't tell the baby that, even as they get older.

Just keep that a secret.

Honestly, if my parents

would have put up fake baby pictures of me

and then put them on the wall, I never would have

known.

This person

said I found out my ex-wife was cheating on

me. She told me she couldn't watch

me move out.

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