KVJ Cuts- Am I The Jerk (04-07-26)
The KVJ Show
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🗓️ 7 April 2026
⏱️ 8 minutes
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Am I The Jerk For Telling My Boyfriend That I Hate His Haircut?
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| 0:00.0 | What's your Mount Rushmore podcast? This episode, our favorite cocktails. It would have never occurred to me prior to the Big Lebowski to say, can I get a white Russian? After watching that movie, I think I even said to Susan, I'm like, I want to have a white Russian now. So out of context to turn to your wife and say that once. You know what? I want a white Russian. Yes. What did I do? Mail order bride. |
| 0:21.9 | Out of there. |
| 0:22.6 | Get on the internet and find one. |
| 0:24.1 | What's your Mount Rushmore? |
| 0:25.5 | I don't know. |
| 0:26.7 | Listen wherever you get podcasts. |
| 0:30.6 | All of these people in my life I can desert. |
| 0:33.2 | I'm feeling all pissed off and hurt. |
| 0:35.3 | I need to know if I am the jerk. |
| 0:37.3 | Oh, am I the jerk. |
| 0:39.2 | Okay, this person wants to know if they're a big old fat jerk here for bailing on their best friend. |
| 0:51.1 | Now, what they said in their email, he said, my best friend caught her fiancee cheating |
| 0:55.2 | and ended their relationship on Sunday. Good. I was right by her side on Sunday and I've been |
| 1:02.2 | comforting her for the last couple of days. I told her that we would turn the page this weekend and |
| 1:09.1 | we would go have a girls night and a lot of fun on |
| 1:11.7 | Saturday. Now, she has to work on Friday night, so Saturday was the only night that she could do it. |
| 1:17.8 | Well, my boss right at the end of work yesterday, just invited me to a private party on Saturday |
| 1:23.5 | night that is going to have two of my favorite celebrities there. It is a once in a lifetime opportunity and a chance to hang out in a social setting with my boss, |
| 1:33.1 | which has not yet happened once in the four years that I've been working for her. |
| 1:37.4 | I simply want to push the night with my friend off by just one week. |
| 1:43.0 | So how big of a jerk am I if I'm not there for her while the wound is fresh? |
| 1:50.4 | You should offer to come over and see her during the day on Saturday. |
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