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The KVJ Show

KVJ Cuts- Am I The Jerk (04-07-26)

The KVJ Show

97.9 WRMF | Hubbard Radio

Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Am I The Jerk For Telling My Boyfriend That I Hate His Haircut?

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0:00.0

What's your Mount Rushmore podcast? This episode, our favorite cocktails. It would have never occurred to me prior to the Big Lebowski to say, can I get a white Russian? After watching that movie, I think I even said to Susan, I'm like, I want to have a white Russian now. So out of context to turn to your wife and say that once. You know what? I want a white Russian. Yes. What did I do? Mail order bride.

0:21.9

Out of there.

0:22.6

Get on the internet and find one.

0:24.1

What's your Mount Rushmore?

0:25.5

I don't know.

0:26.7

Listen wherever you get podcasts.

0:30.6

All of these people in my life I can desert.

0:33.2

I'm feeling all pissed off and hurt.

0:35.3

I need to know if I am the jerk.

0:37.3

Oh, am I the jerk.

0:39.2

Okay, this person wants to know if they're a big old fat jerk here for bailing on their best friend.

0:51.1

Now, what they said in their email, he said, my best friend caught her fiancee cheating

0:55.2

and ended their relationship on Sunday. Good. I was right by her side on Sunday and I've been

1:02.2

comforting her for the last couple of days. I told her that we would turn the page this weekend and

1:09.1

we would go have a girls night and a lot of fun on

1:11.7

Saturday. Now, she has to work on Friday night, so Saturday was the only night that she could do it.

1:17.8

Well, my boss right at the end of work yesterday, just invited me to a private party on Saturday

1:23.5

night that is going to have two of my favorite celebrities there. It is a once in a lifetime opportunity and a chance to hang out in a social setting with my boss,

1:33.1

which has not yet happened once in the four years that I've been working for her.

1:37.4

I simply want to push the night with my friend off by just one week.

1:43.0

So how big of a jerk am I if I'm not there for her while the wound is fresh?

1:50.4

You should offer to come over and see her during the day on Saturday.

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