Nine, nine, eight, eight, eight, seven, seven, six, six, five, five, four, four, three, three, three, two, two,

a four, four, four. Two. Two. The Welcome to a special episode of Colt of Kaiju, our Manilisode minus one edition.

I'm your Japanese giant Jessup.

And with me, as always, is my scale of turtle, Stephanie.

Please don't burgle my turts.

Hello.

You know what the skeletal turtle is?

Uh-uh. I knew you would say that. You know what the Skelet Turtle is? Uh-uh.

I knew you would say that.

You knew it and you're prepared to tell me what it is.

The Skelet Turtle is just bones, really.

From Super Mario Brothers?

No, you stupid idiot from Godzilla.

I mean, that's not a bad guess. From the haunted, you're thinking of the haunted. Yeah, the fucking the bone turtles. Skelet turtles. The skeleton turts. You know what the funny thing is? I never realized that Bowser was supposed to be a turtle. I thought he was a lizard. I never. Until you watched.

The Mario Bros.

movie.

And I was like,

there's all these turtle jokes.

I was like, why did I never know that Bowser was supposed to be a turtle? I thought he was a dragon. I thought he was a dragon. Yeah. And I thought they were like dragon babies that were just weirdly in shells for no reason. And I never fucking knew my entire life until I was 41 years old that there were turtles.

Oh my God.

Fucking weird.

Anyway, the Skelet Turtle, uh, which is a good guess. And maybe they are called Skelet Turtles in the Super Miario brothers, but that's not what I was. You already called me a fucking idiot. You fucking idiot. You trash piece of shit. I throw you out. It was an educated guess, you know, whatever. Yeah, you

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