The incredible two-headed horror show.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Welcome back. We've made it back.

We've made it back. Finally, we survived as much of the plague that could have been thrown at us in one month. Well, me. Not dodged it. Survived. Yeah. No, I was pulled under the waves like a riptide. Yeah. Yeah. You were having a fun time. It's getting trampled, dude.

I'm telling you, we had three rounds.

You had it.

I only had it twice, though. This house was like an infirmary. It sounded like a tuberculosis ward. It was everybody was coughing. There was blood on the floor. On the walls. I keep cleaning up the blood. Who keeps bleeding? Nobody said anything.

There were some weak murmurs from a closet, but...

You had all of a sudden, like, a fobott? Who keeps bleeding? Nobody said anything.

There were some weak murmurs from a closet, but... You had all of a sudden, like, a phobotomist appeared at your doorstep. They're like, I heard, I could smell. There's a lot of blood in this house. I smell like pennies. Like, there's a lot of... It's like the... The fresh scent. The scent of fresh pennies. That's a power of assol, baby. That's right, baby.

That's Pawnsall, baby.

It was that commercial?

It was pine salt.

Everything smells like a fart. The scent of fresh pennies. That's a power of ice salt, baby. That's a power pinesol baby.

It was a commercial?

It was pinesol.

Everything smells like a forest.

Yeah.

What you really want is for things to just be clean.

Yeah.

And the forest smells like dirt for the most part.

That's true.

Yeah.

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