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I'm Dr. Benny Graves, the super glue chapstick applied to a Canadian

Baberham Lincoln's lips.

And with me, as always, is the Aldi brand chop top to my Dickie's jumpsuit, Drayton Sawyer, the graphic head wound to my Paris Hilton skull, Hemmy Swamy. Bricky Sammy. No, I want to be the arm in the dead pit of dears. Oh, the fake mannequin arm? I want to be the mannequin hand, yeah. That's my new name mannequin hand it's been a minute it's been

it's been more than a minute oops look the holidays is like a big frosty fist also we both got sick

that goes up in your ass and out of your mouth like a cannibal holocaust spear no we got sick well i was

very sick for like two weeks and then it was a time. We both had a lot of work stuff and obligations. And you all were busy anyways, so it doesn't matter. Yeah, you don't give a fuck about us. They don't give a shit. Other than that guy who writes me a review every month. Who talks about how wonderful you are. I really like that guy's commitment to how much he hates you.

To Sparkle Motion.

And in this case, Sparkle Motion is hating me.

He's getting his nipples so fucking chapped.

So twist.

Um, anything exciting went on?

Uh, we had our New Year's Eve party.

We did.

With Beard John and all of them. And I got extremely high. I did not. Because, uh, spoilers. Our friend Sheila and David, uh, were there and Sheila gave... Plyed you with potions. Plied me with potions. And now I don't have any memories. You're like a replicant. Yeah. Do I get cool bangs now? You get cool bangs, but also you got to tell me. Do I get to bang Harrison Ford? No. And then Ryan Gossel. Oh, God. No, you got to tell me why the turtle is upside down and nobody's flipping it back over. I would flip the turdy over. And then we had my birthday. Oh, Jesus Christ. Why don't you talk about what happened on my birthday? Well, because I'm the only one that remembers what happened on your birthday. Kind of. It was a typical Dr. Benny Graves' birthday, which was, this isn't the best analysis I can give to people who have never seen Ben really excited and drinking.

It's like when a dog, like a little puppy is super fucking pumped to like eat its food and it's like hopping up and down. It's running all around. It's like, oh my fucking God, it's puppy chow. I'm so fucking excited. And then you put its little bowl of puppy chow down and the puppy eats it in half a second. It's fucking great. and it like runs around in a bunch of circles and then it vomits everywhere.

That's Ben. But replace the puppy chow with too much liquor. Like we had... With Dr. McGillacutty's refreshing menthol... Refreshing menthol. Whiskey. Or is it like a malt liquor? I think it might be malt liquor. A malt. No, but it was a lot of booze. And then you had the brilliant idea to give yourself a shot cup. Yeah, which had a bell on it. Because you got me a really cool vintage Budweiser mug that had a bell on it. And I guess the idea is you ring the bell for a refill. Yeah. But you just did it with shots, and you had about 13 shots within two hours.

Oopsie.

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