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Berner Phone

Krystyna Hutchinson: Cuckolding & Creative Masturbation

Berner Phone

Des Bishop

Comedy, Stand-up

4.55.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2019

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Krystyna explains why sluts are the best, how her podcast blew up after Apple rejected it, finding men who won't have sex with you, her cuckolding fetish, her first three-way, how she doesn't emit a sexy vibe, when they first masturbated, introducing toys with a significant other, guys with sexual dysfunctions, being boy crazy, how we hooked up with the same guy, why we broke up with our exes, how Hannah's grandma is sexually active, having sex with Chris Distefano, working with Corinne Fisher, how anal sent her to the ER, how she is starting her own podcast, and the secret to meditation.

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0:00.0

Oh yeah. Yeah.

0:01.5

Sexy.

0:02.3

Actually, you're great at low-raspy voices.

0:05.0

Thank you.

0:05.7

Oh yeah.

0:06.8

Yeah, I can...

0:07.4

What if we do the whole podcast like this?

0:09.0

Yeah, people would definitely be jerking off like right now.

0:12.0

Honestly, there's a fetish for everything.

0:13.5

Take your dick out, guys.

0:14.8

And then you could talk in a new accent.

0:17.0

Oh yeah.

0:17.5

You sound like an old man who is selling sausages on the street.

0:20.6

Yeah, you owe my sausage.

0:21.8

Oh yeah, I'm gonna run the foes then it'll come out.

0:24.0

I would fuck you.

0:27.0

Thank you.

0:30.7

Welcome to Burnin' Me, Heaven.

0:40.9

Anyway, I'm your host here at Burner.

0:43.4

And today, we have comedian Christina Hutchinson

0:47.4

from the critically acclaimed podcast I've never said that before.

0:51.3

Oh wow.

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