Dylan Palladino: He's 6'6" & I Flirt With Him

Berner Phone

Des Bishop

Comedy, Stand-up

4.5 • 5.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2019

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

The sexual tension is palpable. Dylan calls Hannah out for being late and then drops a bomb on Hannah and tells her that is he seeing someone else. what he thinks love is, why he loves probiotics, going down on girls, how to involve toys during sex, why he's a psycho, how he knows if he's gay or not, why his ex ruined porn for him, how fame can ruin you, why he would do horrible in the army, and his celebrity crushes.

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0:00.0	Would you rather be six sex with a full of hair, but not funny?
0:04.2	Yeah.
0:05.2	Funny is like who I am.
0:06.8	This is your rocker.
0:08.0	Yeah.
0:08.1	Cause you're not funny.
0:11.2	And I'm hard.
0:13.6	He loves what I mean to him.
0:14.8	It's the only way he can orgasm.
0:16.4	What are you gluttonous about?
0:18.1	Sometimes I text Hannah when I'm drinking off and I'm like,
0:20.1	Hey, can you just send me a meme about me?
0:21.3	And then she sends me like three things and I go, okay, thanks.
0:25.3	Or I don't respond.
0:26.4	Yeah.
0:26.8	We'll just even mean her.
0:27.9	And I'm like, oh my gosh,
0:28.8	ignoring me.
0:34.0	Welcome to
0:44.1	So I just posted my first Patreon episode and I talk a little too much shit,
0:48.7	but that's what a paywall is for, right?
0:51.2	Five books a month.
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