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Kristin Will Be Punished If She Doesn't Do *This* By The End Of The Month!

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🗓️ 17 May 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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At the beginning of the year, Kristin vowed to have a date night at least once a month with her husband. However, she has failed at that goal! So today, she wants us to hold her accountable. We have to create punishments if she doesn't have a date night with her husband this month! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Get it, the virtue.

0:02.2

All right, so I am a glutton for punishment, and I mean that literally, because I'm asking

0:07.5

you guys to give me a punishment if my husband and I don't go on a date night sometime in

0:11.5

the month of May.

0:12.5

It's just a kind of thing where you know it's like on the table, but you keep pushing it

0:16.9

back and pushing it back and pushing it back because of the things getting the way.

0:19.9

Well, so you guys may recall, like back in January when we were talking about resolutions,

0:26.0

goals, etc.

0:27.0

And I always pick each other's goals for the year.

0:30.4

And one of those was to go on a date night once a month, once a month, January came and

0:37.0

went.

0:38.0

Oh, date.

0:39.0

Oh, February came and went.

0:42.2

How date night March came and went here come.

0:46.6

Oh, however, we did get a date night in April.

0:50.9

Okay.

0:51.9

March was busy.

0:52.9

Yeah, March was busy.

0:53.9

Date night in April, because it was spring break and we went to the beach and my mom was

0:58.8

there and she watched Jimmy while we went up to dinner.

1:01.8

So we had that.

1:02.8

And then we had another believe it or not date night in April, because producer Katie

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