The Birch Show.

I thought it was important to give all those working in customer service and retail a little bit of love,

which is why I'm going to do the dark side of holiday shopping.

Every industry has its deep dark secrets until Kristen shines a light on its dark side.

Welcome to my dark side.

Yeah. Welcome to my dark side. We covered Black Friday.

Those are always good stories from back in the day, since most people do their shopping online now.

But I thought, man, those people that show up on Christmas Eve at the 11th hour trying to get gifts or do any kind of grocery shopping.

And once again, the internet did not disappoint.

So I have the dark side of holiday shopping and holiday retail for you guys.

So out the gate, I used to be a grocery store cashier.

I had a woman tried to steal during the Christmas

season by shoving a whole honey-baked ham down her pants. I was walking by the meat case and I saw her.

When I asked her, what are you doing with that ham? She took it out of her pants, threw it down by

her feet and then started crying about how I threw the ham at her.

My manager had to take me into the break room while he looked at the security footage to see what

happened because she was walking around talking about suing us if she didn't get the ham for free.

Oh my God.

She did not get the ham for free.

That's impressive thinking, though, that you just pull the ham from your pants and throw

it on the ground and start screaming and wailing, like, and a place through the ham at you.

You see this from time to time on like TikTok when somebody approaches a car and then somebody

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