The Bird Show.

Time to get buzzed on the hot goss from Hollywood with Abby.

It's the bird show's entertainment bus.

This is not how I thought the story was going to end.

Because yesterday we talked about Jamie Fox getting hit in the face with a glass at his 57th birthday party at the celebrityleb hot spot, Mr. Chow.

And when I saw that there was an update and an explanation, allegedly,

for what had led to the glass being thrown,

I was pretty shook.

And I was like, okay, we're going to put this in the 9 a.m. hour

because it's a little bit scandalous.

I mean, scandalous in the sense that, like, maybe kids, it's a little inappropriate. So, Jamie Fox's birthday brawl all had to do with the crew

from Jackass, and it was over a penis laser pointer.

That is. That is great.

It's the most jackass thing I've ever heard.

So Johnny Knoxville and his crew were at the same restaurant?

Yes.

So they were both, I guess, at the upstairs VIP section of Mr. Chow.

Again, it's like a place where all the celebrities go.

And we had heard that they had had some kind of altercation with a table next to them.

So we could assume, okay, maybe, you know, a couple drinks got thrown around. I mean, literally and figuratively. And, you know, maybe they just had like a little

kerfuffle and someone got too passionate about it, decided to chuck a glass at Jamie Fox's head.

Well, turns out it all had to do with allegedly the jackass production crew taking a laser

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