Kristin Shared Her Big Potty Training Predicament!
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🗓️ 17 June 2024
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Fertia. |
| 0:01.6 | Look, the stakes were high in Kristen's house this weekend |
| 0:05.0 | because if she failed, her son would pee himself publicly |
| 0:09.3 | for the rest of his life. |
| 0:11.6 | So how did it go to college and diapers. |
| 0:14.0 | That's what we're trying to prevent here. |
| 0:16.0 | I'm not going to say we failed. |
| 0:19.0 | I'm just going to say we were not successful. |
| 0:22.0 | Okay. |
| 0:24.0 | Sometimes these things take days, weeks, |
| 0:26.0 | you know, you meet the parents are like, |
| 0:28.0 | oh yeah, it happened in two hours for us, right? |
| 0:30.0 | Some, some, some, are able to say that. We are not the sum. We were pretty much doomed out the start. This weekend, I mean, I don't, you know, I don't know why I thought this weekend was the weekend to do it. |
| 0:44.0 | No, that's a lie. I do know why. |
| 0:45.0 | Because I was going to be home all weekend. |
| 0:47.0 | Jimmy was going to have my somewhat undivided attention |
| 0:50.0 | when I wasn't watching Bridgerton to help him get potty trained, right? |
| 0:55.0 | And I was going to be there and you have to be there and you got to be dedicated to the process |
| 0:59.1 | because like you set an alarm on your phone and every 30 minutes you're asking your child, |
| 1:03.6 | hey, let's go sit on the potty and see if any peepy comes out, right? |
| 1:07.1 | And I like, yeah, I read a book, I had done some research, |
| 1:10.0 | I'm not even going to call research, I just did some go go on research, |
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