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Kristin Is In A Panic About Doing *THIS* With Baby Jimmy For The Very First Time

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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0:00.0

Get it, the virtue.

0:01.9

So Kristen is anxious right now of something that's coming up and she has every reason

0:07.1

to be anxious, terrified.

0:10.4

There's a multitude of emotions that are going into this.

0:13.3

They're all justified, Kristen.

0:14.7

Thank you.

0:15.7

I think so too.

0:16.7

Wholeheartedly.

0:17.7

So any virtue parents out there who have flown solo with your child for the very first

0:25.4

time, you've already experienced this.

0:27.4

I need you to call with every tip, with every piece of advice.

0:32.6

This is not going to fall on deaf ears.

0:34.4

I'm not going to be a asshole.

0:36.1

This is not unsolicited advice.

0:37.7

I am soliciting.

0:38.9

I am on the corner, hooching myself out, asking for advice on what to do with my child when

0:45.6

I fly for the first time.

0:47.2

Tommy just saved the part where she says she's on the corner, hooching herself out.

0:50.2

Hooching myself out.

0:51.2

You're not the rest of the set.

0:52.4

So my husband and I have had multiple conversations and he needs a break.

0:58.9

Let's just put it out there.

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