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Kristin And Bert’s Secret Social Media Competition Has Bert Chasing Rainbows!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

There's been a secret social media competition going on between Kristin and Bert for YEARS! Who's winning and who's just chasing rainbows? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The virtue 4800 over 4800

0:04.5

4800 4800 over 4800. Yeah, that is the

0:10.5

latest rainbow out of your butt. Oh

0:16.7

How many likes you got on the last 24 hours? Oh, there's a history there, Abby. I saw that and I was like very creative, Kristen

0:24.6

Love that you're living your best life always what's the history? So

0:30.0

I over the weekend had a birthday spin it with a good friend of mine. So it was just a girl's weekend a lot of

0:38.8

pull time a lot of catching up just relaxing at the spa

0:45.2

Didn't relax enough probably drinking a little too much hints the rainbow but picture anyway. I think Friday when you are in here

0:51.1

You said it was gonna be a birthday where nobody was touching me. Nobody was hugging on me

0:56.6

Nobody was begging and asking for me. I just want to get away. What's apparently you did? I did and it was wonderful and it was lovely

1:04.8

So Friday after we arrived at the resort of course, Abby had a beautiful champagne welcome

1:11.5

So we had a bottle of champagne there that we crushed nice touch we went to the pool and

1:17.3

Maybe crushed a cocktail are there

1:21.2

Then we went back to the room and maybe crushed another cocktail there

1:24.8

So by the time we're heading down to our like lakeside dinner, you know, feeling pretty good

1:29.1

But no, so the history of the rainbow butt picture

1:33.3

My husband and I I mean this was maybe a decade ago

1:37.6

were on a vacation

1:39.8

Had been day drinking all day and saw a rainbow and I'm like babe

1:45.1

Take a picture and make sure this rainbow up my butt

1:48.6

So I get down in the sand and he doesn't then fast forward a couple years were on another vacation together

1:56.4

There's a rainbow

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