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The Bert Show. So you go ahead, you check your voicemail because somebody called and people

actually leave voicemails now. How about that? That was the most shocking part of the whole.

Usually it's just you call the voicemail starts and you're like, well, if they see, I call,

you don't even need to leave voicemail anymore. But in your case, it was pretty shocking when

you got to the voicemail finally. It was shocking to get a voicemail and even more shocking when I

got to the voicemail. But yes, that was my initial thought was like, why is because I mean, he's

an older guy. He's like an uncle to my family. He's like a really good friend to the family.

So I guess I wasn't that shocked that he left me a voicemail, but it was a long voicemail too.

Like that was the first thing I noticed. It was probably like a 10 minute voicemail. So I'm like,

what could this possibly be about? And then finally, I go to check it when I got a chance to,

which I felt really bad about because it was like a it was like later in the day. I took like the

entire day to finally listen to it. And then for the first maybe minute, 30 seconds, he's talking to

me about like wanting to host a show that he wants to work on and he wants to talk to me about all

of the details and he's going through all of this. And the next thing I know, I didn't know where

it. It it sounds like like a car accident when you hear like the, the, the, the, the metal. Yeah.

Like that sound. Never get that out of your head. No. And it was like, I can kind of hear almost

the phone rat. Like must have bounced around the car. And so I'm trying to piece together.

My first thought when I hear it wasn't like, oh, he just got into a car accident. I had no,

I couldn't really put together what just happened. And then I can kind of hear him like grimace

almost and I hear him like breathing. And then he says, F, I just got into a car accident.

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