Knock knock, who's there & other tales

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

What do a cruise convenience calamity, a Chuckle brothers signed program, a washed up coffin and a possessed car have in common? They're all tangled up in this week's mischievous confessions!

This week's episode features Colin's escapades with fellow students car. Then there's Redrock's tale, featuring a well made coffin that went in the river and washed up down the coast, leaving people to wonder what happened to contents. Meanwhile Gordon (or should that be Graham?!) is forging the signatures of a comical duo and over on the cruise ship the 'Big Shiny' Johnny Boy is having some toilet trouble.

In the Not For Broadcast Section there is a relationship revenge. Plus, the team chat chocolate feelings, and coughing fits!

Buckle up - It's going to be a good one. Have your own confession? - email it to [email protected]

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