Caught out riding fences & other tales
Simon Mayo's Confessions
Bauer Media
5 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 April 2025
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
From a swimming pool prank, to a missing cat, clairvoyant chaos and a gardener getting caught short, this week's confessions serve up another round of mischief, mishaps, and morally questionable decisions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective!
The Not for Broadcast section involves a toothbrush and a rude hand gesture. There's also talk of podcast prison, showering behaviour and Matt is actually right about something.
Brace yourself for an episode packed with laughter, gasps and moments you wont forget.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | When it comes to the beautiful game, Barclays is here for it all. |
| 0:05.0 | From packed stadiums, top of your lungs singing and last minute winners. |
| 0:10.0 | To Modi grassuit's pitches, half-time oranges and mum and dad stood on the sidelines. |
| 0:16.0 | For 25 years, Barclays has invested millions into community sports |
| 0:22.1 | because there is no football without grassroots football. |
| 0:26.9 | Search Barclays Football to find out more. |
| 0:30.2 | What's on TV? The answer is a lot. |
| 0:33.0 | There's never been more choice ever what to put on the box |
| 0:35.0 | with an abundance of great new shows, |
| 0:36.7 | but you can miss them all if you don't know where to look. And that's where the Pilot TV podcast comes in, |
| 0:41.6 | your essential guide to every show that matters. Each week, we sift through the very best |
| 0:45.8 | in Prestige TV to help you decide what's worth spending your time on and what isn't. |
| 0:49.9 | So join me, James Dyer, as well as venerable TV critics, Boyd Hilton and Kay Ribeiro, |
| 0:56.4 | and let us help take the stress out of your downtime. |
| 0:59.9 | The Pilot TV podcast, because you can't watch everything. |
| 1:05.7 | Step into our confessional. Confess all. We won't tell anyone. |
| 1:07.8 | Just the entire nation. |
| 1:12.3 | From Greatest Hits Radio, Simon Mayo's Confessions. |
| 1:13.9 | Yes, yes, yes, that's right. |
| 1:19.3 | Hello and welcome to the most sensational, spiritually cleansing. |
| 1:22.4 | Statistically, this is unverifiable, obviously. |
| 1:26.2 | It's our wonderful, greatest hits radio, confessional booth. |
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