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Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Step into the confessional for another hilarious episode of Simon Mayo’s Confessions! This week, we dive into a collection of hilariously questionable decisions, from a rugby player's outrageous prank with a mysterious rub to a woman's chicken soup debacle that has serious consequences.

Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they unravel the chaos behind Max's April Fool's prank that left a city in uproar, Lorraine's alarming food fail that sent her brother straight to the hospital, and Max's April Fool day prank that has a town in stitches.

With plenty of witty banter and dazzling accents, this episode promises gasps and laughs aplenty. Plus, don't miss the Not For Broadcast section where things get a little too scandalous for tea time. If you have your own shocking confession, we want to hear it! Email us at [email protected].

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0:26.4	and let us help take the stress out of your downtime.
0:29.8	The Pilot TV podcast, because you can't watch everything.
0:33.3	Step into our confessional.
0:34.4	Confess all.
0:35.7	We won't tell anyone.
0:44.1	Just the entire nation. From Greatest simon meo's confessions yes hello welcome to the podcast that you share in the shower and that is why it's the number one podcast in the world is where
0:51.7	the door of the parish is open and the pews are cold and sinners come in
0:55.5	to lay down their burdens and seek forgiveness. That's why we're number one. Wherever they sell
1:00.8	podcasts, we are at the top of the charts. Particularly in the shower. Particularly of all the
1:06.9	confessions that are listened to in the shower, and shared in the shower, this is the most popular.
1:12.5	Oh dear.
1:13.2	All, what?
1:14.3	No, I mean, sharing anything in the shower, thanks.
1:17.3	Anyway, let's not get into that.
1:18.9	Oh, my goodness.
1:20.3	Dear, oh dear.
1:21.2	Yeah, no, move on.
1:22.0	That sounds great.
1:22.4	That sounds great.
1:23.3	Exactly.
1:23.5	It's a little bit continental for you.
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