Knives and Fights w/ Joel McHale | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 194

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2023

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Bert Kreischer and guest bear Joel McHale! They talk about their heads, hair and health along with taking the testosterone plunge. They talk about work ethic, narcissism, auditioning together for The Office and some Bud Light commercials. They share their bad reviews with each other, Bert lost his joke book, and they trade stories about their families. Joel talks a bit about his early career as a college football player, and the two talk about dogs Bert wasn’t allowed to get, funerals and Steve Harvey. They discuss fights, knives, Jimmy Tatro and give Robert Kelly a call right before he did Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson.

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0:00.0	This week on Two Bears 1 Cave.
0:02.3	I'll be cool if you die on the same day and then we could do like a co-chair.
0:05.1	I mean, we could plan it.
0:06.1	We could... Oh, I guess we could.
0:07.6	Yeah.
0:08.1	I wish my dick had little fucking wee knobs on it like this.
0:11.1	I don't think we am gonna appreciate it.
0:12.6	I'm totally mad to speak of my funeral.
0:14.4	I gotta hang out with him.
0:15.4	I have terrible news.
0:16.6	What?
0:17.4	He's dead.
0:18.2	Oh, not br-
0:18.9	Ha-ha-ha-ha.
0:20.2	100%
0:21.2	Hey guys, brand new episode of Two Bears 1 Cave.
0:29.1	And I am here with a legit star.
0:31.3	It is so nice to have someone up to my level of where I am in the industry.
0:35.1	I've been stand-backing it with Tommy.
0:36.4	I'm trying to get him to my level or to our level.
0:39.0	But uh...
0:40.0	Tommy.
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