Flying Death Traps | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 193

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2023

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

It’s a week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with your favorite bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! They start off with talking about Bert’s distrust in Doctor Quacks, terrifying hot air balloons, Bert’s current struggles that he should discuss with a therapist and some wild food adventures. They discuss their kids, chloroform and fun challenges and what state would be the most fun to move to. They trade stories about their first times with girls, talk about sexual fluidity throughout history and talk about the next possible 2 Bears Live!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey guys, if you don't know, my newest special sledgehammer is streaming on Netflix.
0:05.5	Please give it a shot. Please watch with your friends. Please tell people about it.
0:09.0	I would appreciate it. Thank you. I love you. This week on Two Bears One Cave.
0:12.8	I would love some good diarrhea to get through there.
0:14.8	When you get diarrhea and you're like, this diarrhea sucks.
0:17.5	Would you rather every time you clear your throat, 40 boogers shoot out of your nose?
0:21.9	God yeah.
0:22.4	Or...
0:23.6	Don't even have to go any further. I love that.
0:25.2	I'm a dog.
0:26.4	I'm a dog.
0:27.6	I'm a dog.
0:30.3	Give him a can.
0:31.2	100%
0:37.5	I am joined by Bertrude, Reginald,
0:41.0	Kreischer. I am of course Thomas Rutherford, Sigur.
0:46.6	I have braces in.
0:48.0	I know you're a visoline.
0:49.6	And my tongue flips on them a lot.
0:51.5	Really?
0:51.9	Yeah.
0:52.8	I can't really...
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