Klein's Seatbelt Alarm
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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🗓️ 29 April 2026
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. |
| 0:05.5 | You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle. |
| 0:22.7 | And of course you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. When airports smell great. That's a rockline alley show. Lots of ways to win and lots of things going on this morning. If you need us, phones 800, 520-1067. You can call, you can text. You can also use the goat line, which is there for you. That number is 844-9-56, G-O-A-T. I'm in a rental car now. Right now? Right now I am. And it has the most aggressive, most aggressive, your seatbelt is not on sound that I've ever heard. |
| 0:54.7 | And I don't know if these have gotten, I think they've all gotten more aggressive, right? Is this like a loner because your car's being serviced or something? Yeah, there was about nine recall. Oh, I don't really. I don't really. I remember you told me. Yeah, I've been apparently not responding to any of the quote recalls on the, you know, they sent some. quote recalls or just the actual recalls? |
| 1:11.0 | Well, they're actual recalls. But, you know, most |
| 1:13.1 | recalls, unless you know they send some quote recalls or just the actual recalls well they're actual |
| 1:11.6 | recalls but you know most recalls unless it's like your car could explode at any moment they feel |
| 1:16.8 | like they're very just get to them when you get to them it's like the trim of the door can |
| 1:19.7 | erode slowly and create a hazard yeah like the guy was explaining to me some of the many recalls |
| 1:25.1 | that i have ignored for the past two years and some of them them feel like, okay, so... Some of them are like, the brakes might stop working. There was a few that were probably ones I should have cared about. And then there was a bunch of others that I didn't care about. But, you know, it's never easy. You've got to drop it off and the whole thing. So they've given me this thing and within four seconds of me getting in, |
| 1:44.8 | I didn't have the seatbelt on yet. And this is what I was greeted with, Ellie. |
| 1:49.9 | All right. I get it. I get it. Oh, Jesus Christ. It's been off for 15 seconds. I'm here. |
| 1:58.8 | Shut up, shut off. It did not, the volume level didn't stop. It didn't start with like a lot of times they'll give you kind of a pleasant, like a little bit of a pleasant. Mine does like a chime and then gives me a minute. And if I don't, it'll do, it'll just keep chiming. But it doesn't do it continuously like that that is aggressive starts at a 10 |
| 2:19.4 | look and i understand the goal here let's save some lives i don't know how many people die every year |
| 2:23.2 | from accidents it probably how many people don't drive with their seatbelt on anymore everyone does it |
| 2:27.2 | right what puts the seatbelt on yeah uh i feel like back in the 80s people were like this is optional |
| 2:33.0 | but now everyone puts their seatbelt on, right? |
| 2:35.7 | The people put it on unless they're just kind of doing something in the neighborhood or maybe they're just driving. |
| 2:41.5 | Like when I drive from ups, sometimes you guys accuse me of being lazy because I'll drive from the second floor of this building where we park on down to the floor, the ground floor. |
| 2:50.4 | It is lazy. Well, it's not lazy. It is if you don't want to go down the elevator. Well, right, but some people take the stairs. It's because you don't want to do the grueling walk back to the elevator and back up to the second floor just to come down again. Right. That seems unnecessary. So I'm thinking ahead and I will |
| 3:07.7 | drive down a floor while most people will walk like suckers. Climb will also drive to Descanso, which is across the street. I do also drive to Descanso. And pay for parking. That's right. Because I don't want to walk back. You'll leave a free parking lot and go to a paid one. Yes, but it's so much closer. It saves me, I don't know, 100 steps. |
| 3:24.1 | Well, because when you want to leave, you want to leave within one minute. |
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