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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 671 Ratings
🗓️ 29 April 2026
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. |
| 0:05.5 | You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle. |
| 0:22.7 | And of wives you can |
| 0:22.2 | handle. And of course you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:27.4 | When airports smell great. |
| 0:30.1 | This is the world famous K. Rock. Good morning. Welcome to just after 10 o'clock on a Wednesday. |
| 0:36.8 | We are Klein All-alley show. |
| 0:37.7 | This is K-Rock. |
| 0:39.0 | And right now it's good time to be on the phone, so at least try to get through. |
| 0:42.3 | 800-520-60-6067. |
| 0:45.7 | We've got tickets for you to come right here to K-Rock, the In-N-Out Burger |
| 0:50.2 | Soundspace at K-Rock. |
| 0:51.5 | This is only going to be the second official show at the In-N-Out Burger Soundspace at K Rock. It's only going to be the second official show at the Internet Burger Soundspace. You will eat delicious in and out food. The way you like it. And also you get Social D. On the text line, someone was like, you guys should have the In-N-Out truck there. Oh, we do? Like, yeah, that's exactly what's happening. So it's pretty amazing. And they'll get you whatever you want. It's like the modern day ice cream truck for adults. No long lines needed. It's actually interesting all the crowd that starts to gather outside because I do the same thing but when I see that truck anywhere, I'm like, I wonder if I could just, it's usually there for an event of some sort. I wonder if I could just go ahead and hijack it. Make my, steal that truck. Yeah. |
| 1:27.6 | It's my new one. |
| 1:28.1 | Forget about the armored car. |
| 1:29.5 | I want to steal the In-N-Out truck. |
| 1:30.6 | Right now, if there was any park and an In-N-Out truck pulled up and an ice cream truck pulled up, everyone would go to the In-N-Out truck. Of course. Absolutely. Even the kids. Kids are upset. I agree. |
| 1:40.3 | It's really frustrating now because they used to eat my burger. |
| 1:42.7 | I used to be, they used to say, we like getting it out, but daddy's burgers are better. |
| 1:46.4 | And now that they're like eat my burger. I used to be, they used to say we like in and out, but daddy's burgers are better. |
| 1:46.4 | And now they're like, your burgers are trash. Really? Yeah, they only want in and out. It's so annoying. Well, that's good. Then you don't have to do any work. Yeah, but every once in a while. You want to show your dad skills? Also, I have no self-restraint, so if I go there for them, I'm getting myself something, too. |
| 2:01.8 | Anyway, we'll get you in color 20 right now, 8005-206-7. This hour on the show, lots to get to and lots to get into, so don't go anywhere. Even if you don't win, we will still make you feel like a winner. You won't be as much of a winner, though, as Hugo. Hey, Hugo, you're the 20th caller from Garden Grove. Good morning. No way. We don't joke about these things. We legally can't, so we will see you at SocialD on Cinco de Mayo and enjoy yourself some in and out. If we call you back on Monday, pack your bags. We'll be seeing them again in Zurich, Switzerland. |
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