Stop Peeing, Start Laughing! Today Got Weird (FULL SHOW 4/28)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2026

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

Ally shared a major life moment as she underwent her IVF embryo transfer, including the oddly specific (and surprisingly difficult) challenge of stopping mid-pee after exactly five seconds, which she absolutely nailed. We hope it ends up in a successful pregnancy, or as her doctor said a 'grain of salt in a peanut butter sandwich' Also, the moment finally arrived: Klein unveiled his “best” mock-up of a disabled parking placard, and it looked less like an official document and more like a preschool art project. Things took a turn when listeners called in with their wildest “things that got stuck inside them” stories and they did not disappoint. We heard everything from questionable decisions to straight-up medical mysteries, including one story involving a BB gun bullet lodged in someone’s intestine. And if that wasn’t enough, we brought back a fan-favorite: Stonergories! Watching someone try to name a dessert starting with the letter “B” while very, very high? If you're in LA, please join us for our Cinco De Mayo event Viva Klein Ally Show! at Descanso in mid-Wilshire. Drinking & free tacos commence at 11am!

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0:00.0	New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.
0:22.7	And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.
0:25.5	San Bernardino International Airport.
0:27.4	When airports smell great.
0:29.2	Da-da-da.
0:30.4	Hey, what's going on, Cran and Ali?
0:32.9	Are you ready?
0:34.9	Hello, crying and alley, you little bitch. Clan and Allie, you little bitch.
0:38.3	Clining Allie, it's just okay.
0:41.3	Just don't like things about you too much.
0:44.3	Good morning, everybody.
0:46.3	Whoa, sweet divvets think, did you see that?
0:48.3	Be about Clown Allie show.
0:50.3	Let's get the still shouted.
0:52.3	The show started. The show started.
0:56.1	We are live in Los Angeles. Three, two, one. And here we go.
1:05.6	It's Klein Alia.
1:07.0	Low 6.7, KROQ FM and H.D. Pasadena. Los Angeles, Orange County.
1:11.8	The Sonic Pulse of Los Angeles. This is the world, famous K Rock. Good morning, and welcome to Tuesday. It's K. Rack. We are Klein and Ali's show. Nice to meet you. Thanks for coming back for more. If you're slogging along, you're here for the fluke. On Klein, there's Ali. That is DJ Omar Khan there, the audio sniper, Jake Zing Nerd.
1:30.4	Postmaster Johnny and producer Vanessa taking them calls early and often at 80052067.
1:37.7	What's in store for you this morning?
1:39.2	Great question.
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