Klein's Kids Hate Him
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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🗓️ 1 June 2026
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Cheapo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle. And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. When airports smell great. Tadda. The guy on Klein Ali's show, what is the biggest law you ever told as a child? We'll explain why we were asking this question coming up and we will take your calls at 80052017 apparently the more you lie as a kid the bigger chance you go into a life of crime as an |
| 0:43.2 | adult if you're good at lying as a child you learn early on uh regular life's not for me i'm going to go |
| 0:48.5 | ahead and live in the in the shadows of society yeah when you start lying about totally insignificant |
| 0:53.1 | things just to make yourself look better in front of your friends that's a true sign did you lie when you start lying about totally insignificant things just to make |
| 0:54.2 | yourself look better in front of your friends, that's a true sign. Did you lie when you were a kid? I know, I have a few that I can remember that were, I mean, I'm not saying the one-off lies, like, I don't know what that is. No, no, no, this is like a big story. Yeah, I know that Ali was convinced all of her friends that she was related to Magic Johnson. |
| 1:10.3 | I said he was my uncle. |
| 1:11.3 | Which is hilarious for so many reasons. |
| 1:13.4 | We had the same last name. |
| 1:14.5 | So it was like, guess what, guys? He's my uncle. Remember that impression, Ali, does Omar of her Uncle Magic? She does... He could use a bit of a cat. No, that's, stop it. |
| 1:28.4 | That's right. |
| 1:28.8 | All right. |
| 1:30.6 | That's not my impression of my uncle. |
| 1:42.3 | Hey, Ali, what's your uncle sound like, Allie? No, I'm not doing an impression of my uncle. No, stop it. If he's really your uncle, you would be able to speak like him, right? I remember telling the story. |
| 1:45.8 | I think it was in like third or fourth grade that Magic Johnson was my uncle. |
| 1:44.4 | And I think it was at the time that he had gotten HIV. And then they were like, well, what's going on with his health? And I was like, ooh, I wasn't expecting all these problems. No follow up, please. I was like, me just going through it. So we will get into the big |
| 1:59.3 | lies you told as a child and did that set |
| 2:01.4 | you up for a, as an adult |
| 2:03.4 | are you now a criminal? Do you still play in the world of shady or did you straighten up on the straight and narrow? Yeah, maybe you regret it. Right. Or perhaps it sets you up for, you know, some beautiful way for whatever it is you do now for your job will take those calls at 80052067 i |
| 2:18.0 | fear that because of all of these clients kids hate him stuff we're doing on k rock that i'm setting |
| 2:23.0 | my kids up for a uh a future of fails and uh here's a new round of clines kids hate him here we go |
| 2:29.4 | clients kids hate him let's shut up clines kids hate him. B'h-h-Shut-up! Clines' kids hate him. Cline's kids hate him, because he's a bad dad. |
| 2:39.0 | It's not okay. |
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